Da Bwag

2010-07-11T14:06:00.000-07:00

]=-| this is a bull!!!!
Also, did you know that my new word is:
BURGER BLITZIN BLIGGERETZ!!!!!!!!!!
Ain't it a beaut?

Crafts

2010-01-04T17:26:00.000-08:00

I'll try to remember to put up new crafts at least once a month.

Today I made a craft out of an empty toilet paper roll, a glasses lens, tape and paper. Take an old pair of glasses and push out one of the lenses, get construction paper and cover the roll the right length and tape it, then tape the lens to one opening of the toilet paper roll. Pinch the sides and tape the lens so it looks like an eye.

2009-10-31T14:40:00.000-07:00

When I wrote this post, I was 8 and 2/3. But I put the answer as 9.
P.S, happy halloween!

Lauren in the leaves!

2009-10-24T14:01:00.000-07:00

School Lunches

2009-10-24T13:21:00.000-07:00

The school lunches make me sick
If I had to pick, I would rather die
Instead of eating old dried up rye
The cheese is fake
For heaven's sake
Our lunch ladies are from outer space!

What I Found Under My Bed

2009-10-24T13:17:00.000-07:00

What I found under my bed
Some will say it's a dread.
A rat
A mouse
A chicken leg
A PB&J sandwich too
Some old dried up sticky glue
A paper airplane that doesn't fly
Old chicken, ham and rye
An old balloon that's out of air
A dirty pair of underwear
An old book I haven't finished yet
A note saying I lost a bet
That's what I found under my bed
I hope you think it's a dread.

My Dog Ate My Homework

2009-10-24T13:10:00.000-07:00

My dog ate my homework
Some say hooray!
But that was my math page
For today.
What will my teacher do to me
My sister will probably say
"He's a rat he's a weirdo he's a brat!"

2009-08-17T06:43:00.001-07:00

Arts festival face paint, making brownies, Chuck E. Cheese!

2009-06-13T17:53:00.000-07:00

My chocolate!

Chuck E. 'n' me

Nature

2009-06-03T16:42:00.000-07:00

A Special Girl

2009-03-18T17:30:00.000-07:00

A Special Girl

By Lauren Elisabeth Bell

Once there lived a lonely girl named Jessy. Jessy was a special little girl. She had a secret life with magical powers that she didn’t even know about.

She found out yesterday, when she was running from the cops because she stole food from a store, she somehow turned invisible. The cops looked everywhere, but Jessy was nowhere in sight. Today, the cops found her. She was running so fast, no one could see her. She wasn’t using the invisble power for sure. What power was she using? Then she found out. It was the speed power! She was going so fast. She quickly ran behind a bush.

Now, the cops sent out warnings for Jessy. They put cameras out everywhere. Jessy was scared. Right before she left the bushes, cops grabbed Jessy. Before she could say anything, she disappeared. She ended up at a stop sign. The cops were running to her. She used her invisible power. She really needed it. But, somehow, she started flying instead. Jessy didn’t see that coming! She flew straight up. Right before she could touch a cloud, she started floating down.

When she got to the ground, Jessy hid quickly and quietly. She hid behind a dumpster. She had to move from behind the dumpster. She quickly got up and ran behind a house. There was a guard dog. Once the guard dog saw Jessy, he started barking.

The owners ran outside. Jessy quickly got back behind the dumpster. A man called the police on Jessy. When the police saw her, Jessy saw dumpster writing. It said: “If you want to be yourself, be yourself. Be who you want to be.”

A glowing light surrounded Jessy. She began floating in the air. She didn’t know what was going on. She fell fast asleep. She woke up somewhere familiar. She felt like she had been here before. She was here before. It was her home! When everyone got up, she told a long story.

The End!