Sunday, July 11, 2010

]=-| this is a bull!!!!
Also, did you know that my new word is:
BURGER BLITZIN BLIGGERETZ!!!!!!!!!!
Ain't it a beaut?


Monday, January 4, 2010

Crafts

I'll try to remember to put up new crafts at least once a month.

Today I made a craft out of an empty toilet paper roll, a glasses lens, tape and paper. Take an old pair of glasses and push out one of the lenses, get construction paper and cover the roll the right length and tape it, then tape the lens to one opening of the toilet paper roll. Pinch the sides and tape the lens so it looks like an eye.

Saturday, October 31, 2009

When I wrote this post, I was 8 and 2/3. But I put the answer as 9.
P.S, happy halloween!

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Lauren in the leaves!



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School Lunches

The school lunches make me sick
If I had to pick, I would rather die
Instead of eating old dried up rye
The cheese is fake
For heaven's sake
Our lunch ladies are from outer space!

What I Found Under My Bed

What I found under my bed
Some will say it's a dread.
A rat
A mouse
A chicken leg
A PB&J sandwich too
Some old dried up sticky glue
A paper airplane that doesn't fly
Old chicken, ham and rye
An old balloon that's out of air
A dirty pair of underwear
An old book I haven't finished yet
A note saying I lost a bet
That's what I found under my bed
I hope you think it's a dread.

My Dog Ate My Homework

My dog ate my homework
Some say hooray!
But that was my math page
For today.
What will my teacher do to me
My sister will probably say
"He's a rat he's a weirdo he's a brat!"