What I Found Under My Bed

What I found under my bed
Some will say it's a dread.
A rat
A mouse
A chicken leg
A PB&J sandwich too
Some old dried up sticky glue
A paper airplane that doesn't fly
Old chicken, ham and rye
An old balloon that's out of air
A dirty pair of underwear
An old book I haven't finished yet
A note saying I lost a bet
That's what I found under my bed
I hope you think it's a dread.